02.07.03
Right, so I'm off for the weekend to someplace in the middle of nowhere for the yearly trip with the Fukuma Board of Education. I'm sure you all remember what happened last year?
I'll probably be too hung over to even write about it until next Thursday. :P
02.06.03
Dude, I dreamt I was Shazam last night. Shazam?? WTF?? I haven't heard, much less thought, of that guy in ages.
Though I have to admit, he's one of the more underrated super-heroes out there. I mean, how cool would it be if you're walking down some dangerous back-alley (and if I had the divine power of Shazam at my beckon call, you can bet that I would travel almost exclusively via dangerous back-alleys, just praying for something to happen), when some punk jumps out, pulls a gun at you and tells you fork over your wallet.
I would just live for jumping forward, grabbing the guy in a restrictive hold so he couldn't get his gun up and saying, "Hey, buddy. I want to tell you something."
He would, of course, be struggling and angrily spit out, "What, man!? Get the hell offa me or I'll cap you, fool!!"
I would just whisper in the doomed thug's ear, "Shazam."
I damn near squeal with delight at the very thought of that heavenly-commissioned lightning bolt descending from the clouds to turn me into a red-tight wearing, white-cape brandishing badass, and turn the thug I was holding a moment ago into a smoldering pile of ashes.
Imagination™ is phun!!
02.04.03
My farewell to the crew of the Columbia.
