Como se, "What the hell!?"

If you've ever been to Japan... nah, scratch that, even if you haven't been to Japan, chances are you've at one time or another been exposed to some lexigraphical rape of the English language at the unwitting hands of our Japanese brethren. The results are sometimes puzzling, usually unintentional and always entertaining.

For this reason, I've included this section so that we remember to give thanks to Japanese need to try again and again to make clever and catchy English phrases that just don't make any f@#*ing sense!!

If you like what you see on this page, I strongly suggest checking out Engrish.com, which is where I got the idea (and as it happens, the title) for this section of my site. Who says plagiarism isn't alive and kicking?

Old Engrish Is Here

(No, not beer. Just bad English)

I've got news for you, if your day is beginning at 3:30pm, it's beginning with a hangover, not bird song.

(Found on the front of a photo album I just bought)

Oh, God this is one of my favorites!! This was the complementary razor in our hotel in Nagasaki.

I always make it a point to use good water when I'm super-cooking.

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