Right, so this is written on the side of one of my teacher's cars. Makes your brain hurt doesn't it? I mean, I can hear the conference of the car design team now.

A:"I know!! Let's write an entire soliloquy on the side of the car about why the customer bought it, even though that's probably not what they were thinking when they bought it at all!"

B:"Shut up, you're fired!!"

A:"No, but wait, it could be in Engrish so the customer would have no idea that their car is dumb!!"

B:"Sweet Backflippin' Pikachus, IT'S BRILLIANT!!! Go with it!"

This one was found on a hot water thermos. What I want to know is WHY it was found there!

 Should I start in on their spelling of "cacao" first, or go straight to mocking the claim of chocolate making me comfortable?

I found this written on my mattress while changing the sheets the other day.

 

 This was on the wrapping paper of a box of tea cakes I gave our office ladies for White Day. Tea Cakes!! I like a nice pastry and all, but I think they're blowing the experience a little out of proportion.

Two other sayings that I couldn't get adequate pictures of were as follows:

"That day has come again this year. What shall we talk of, eating delicious cakes together?"

"The warmth of the tea fills the room, together with the sunlight through the window. My favorite time of day. The day I spend with that very special person."

Boy, they had a whole team of Engrish Engineers working on this one!!

 

   That seems a little extreme to me, but whatever. I let them know there was some Engrish out in front of their store.

 

   Mmmmm, nothing like the smell of fresh circles.

 

   Sadly, I was unable to figure out what a 'clork' is so I was unable to enter the shop so that.

 

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I love this mug. It's like it's some kind of subtle commentary on Japanese culture. On the front you have the the wonderfully optomisitc musings of unlimited potential...

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While on the back, you have the complacent resignation of already having been indexed, stamped and filed away where you belong.

And of course, it's all done with Engrish. Hee hee.

 

 

While putting away some freshly ironed shirts the other day I came across jewel of an Engrish T-shirt that I've had for ages. It has hidden from the fame it deserves for far too long. Just look how much Engrish there is!! It's like they can't get enough of it. Thankfully, neither can I. (My personal favorite is the Ears. I wish I could have that kind of power!!)

It should go without saying that this entire entry is sic. I double-checked to make sure it's written exactly as it is on the shirt. Enjoy!

 ATOM'S BACKGROUND

In D.C. 2003, Dr. Temma who is the Director General of the Science and Technology Agency who Lost his beloved son in a car accident. He tried to come to Life his son Tobio. And then his son was become a new boy. The boy is called one and only the best scientific work of art. After that he passed through the Robot Circus and others. After then he was taken care of by Dr. Ochanomizu. And He took and active part in the cause of Love and Justice. Now he is called "ASTRO BOY."

ARMS

His muscular strength is 100,000 hp so he can bring heavy goods up easily.

THROAT

He has an translated machine in his thrort so he has a very good command of 60 foreign languages.

HIPS

They can become an machine gun as a weapon.

 

 ELECTRONIC BRAINS

If there are some very difficult computation, he can work out them in one second.

He is a robot but he can feel people's mind whether it is right or wrong.

He can Speak 60 foreign languages.

EYES

His eyes can substitute like a search light in the dark.

EARS

If he push his two ears button, his heaving power can become 1000 times.

FEET

His feet can fly fast in the sky with jet. And they can become a rocket in the space.

 

 

   I am pretty sure that this makes no sense.

 

 

 

Not really Engrish, per se, but not exactly wisdom that I expect to see on the side of a motor-vehicle either. :O

 

   This store's name is a bit of an Engrish classic and has appeared on many Engrish web pages. This is the first time I've seen their motto tho. Many Americans many not be aware that "gear" is UK slang for weed. Yes, "that" weed.

 

   I was a little wary to try this, what with all the cases of Mad Cake Disease going around these days.

 

 

 "TRANS EROTIC MODE - FEMME PLUS"

This is a shirt one of my students was wearing during volleyball practice after school. (We had to hold him down to take the picture because he was afraid he would get in trouble. I assured him I wouldn't show his face.)

 

   'Nuff said.

 

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